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Joke of the Day
"You remind me of Monday... Because nobody likes you"
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"Did you hear about the Circus fire? Yea, it was in tents."
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"Don't look at me like that, Barbie. We're both stuck in this playhouse. Just drink your tea. The toddler will tell us what to do next."
"A mouse jumped out of my stove, but I couldn't catch it. It was out of my range."
"Kid pulls prank on teachers seat with glue. Teacher dies due to... Asphyxiation."
"I was Saddam tired last night.... I slept like Iraq..."
"A man walks into a bar and says... ""Argh, fuck!"""
"When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face? When her mustache is on fire!"
"A Catholic dies, and thinks he's gone to heaven ."