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Joke of the Day

"In America Martin Luther King only gets one day.... And sharks get a whole week. It's probably because they are great whites."

"The Vatican has dispelled rumors that the Pope is resigning because he's a pedophile. They claim he just got a little behind at work."

"I like my women the way I like my pools... Filled with chlorine twice a month."

"What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did? *Apollo*gize."

"""Did you realise that a woman's ""I'll be ready in five minutes"" and a man's ""I'll be home in five minutes"" are exactly the same?"""

"Why are gay pride parades held in the summer? Because gay pride comes before gay fall."

"So Stub Hub isn't a dating site for quadriplegics?"

"""You have a very large package downstairs."" I really need to work on how I word things to the men around this office."

"What do dads say when they see someone peeing? European."

"Knock knock. Who's there? * Fuck. * Fuck who? * Fuck you."