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Joke of the Day

"Why does the number 288 not come up in polite conversation? Because it's two gross."

"This sentence contains exactly threeee erors. The third error? The fact that there are only two errors. The fourth error? Running this gag."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer"

"First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No I'm dead on my feet."

"We should re-fi, so we can get some hi-fi and watch sci-fi on the wi-fi."

"How do you milk a sheep and make a profit? Remove the audio jack"

"My wife thinks I'm cheating on her. Because none of our kids look like her."

"What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye matey"

"I think that's enough coffee. I can hear my cells dividing."

"All I'm saying is if you don't want me to walk into the women's restroom put words not pictures on the doors..."