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Joke of the Day
"[wakes up from a 72-year-long coma] oh nazis are still a thing huh"
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"""OUI!!"" -French Canadian on a water slide."
"If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic."
"What did the former governor of California say after he helped the old lady cross the street? I'm Arnold to assist you."
"I had a dream where I was a car muffler... It was exhausting."
"Q: What's the shortest book ever written? A: French War Heroes."
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?! Years?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"You're so ugly that You're so ugly when you went to the store to get your photos developed they threw away the memory card"
"A dodgeball player died recently... He will be missed."
"Never believe what a fish says It sounds fishy.... ... sorry"