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"I like my coffee how I like my slaves. Whipped"
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"""If anyone knows a reason why these two should not marry, speak n-"" SHE ONCE COMMENTED 'FIRST' ON A YOUTUBE VIDEO *ring bearer vomits*"
"What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while? ""Statue bro?"""
"What's a Pedophile's Favorite Part about Hockey? Getting there before the first period."
"The guy who invented the USB connector died... They lowered the coffin into his grave. Then they lifted it back out, turned it round, and lowered it back in again."
"Harry S. Truman walks into a sushi bar and orders a Nagasake bomb."
"Did you hear bout that mafia goon who crossdressed as a female servant? He was a maid man."
"Who did the chickens vote for president? Baraaaaaak Obama"
"Just saw my ex saw the girl I had a crush on with her new fiance at Ikea but you know what they say, when God closes a Stras Innjrden he opens a Fonstrvivig"
"did you hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked it out with a pencil.... a number two pencil"