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Joke of the Day

"Its not my fault I have a double-chin... When God was giving out chins.. I thought he said Gin so I said I'll have a double."

"Decided to announce that I'm gay today after being relieved of my constipation. It felt so good coming out."

"What do you call a black kid riding a bike????? A thief...."

"Just got a $14 haircut at Great Clips because I'm worth it goddamnit."

"My boobs float because they're above C level."

"Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter"

"My grandfather was so racist he had a white & white television set."

"Do you know why bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired."

"What's black & blue covered with blood? The 12 year old in my trunk that faught back!!"

"What do you call a flock of crows who are resisting the urge to sin? *A tempted murder*"