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"What do you call a snake on viagra? Rod!"

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"What did the electrician say while swimming across a river? ""Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"""
"Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone but doesn't!"
"When life gives you melons, You might be dyslexic."
"Why the gills in the sea don't drink tea even though there is plenty of water That will make them all guill tea!"
"If men knew the effect their scent has on women, they'd shower more and fart less."
"Guys can we please stop making jokes about obesity? They have enough on their plate already."
"Why should you never hit people with violins?? Because violins is not the answer..."
"Wile E. Coyote's Amazon reviews of Acme products are pretty scathing."