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Joke of the Day
"Ice cream is clearly God's way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby."
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"Who is this Rorschach guy??? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting? -Rob DenBleyker"
"I saw a lady at the gym on the exercise bike, wearing a helmet. So I put on a life jacket and got on the treadmill next to her."
"Why do you never touch the red dot on an Indian person's forehead? They will self destruct"
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired? He became an ex-terminator!"
"The wages of sin is death But hey, at least I got a job."
"My wife left me because I couldn't control my pasta touching fetish... I'm feeling cannelloni right now"
"people don't want art, they want garbage. and thats what i sell. i've been losing some business to the art store next door but thats a fluke"
"Two girls sitting quietly together."
"Not all that glitters is gold. Take, for instance, glitter."