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Joke of the Day
"Research shows that smoking pot does not make you paranoid. But I highly doubt it."
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"Knock knock Who's there? Abby. Abby who. A bee has stolen my wallet. (I will show my self out)"
"What's brown and rhymes with 'snoop?' Dr. Dre"
"The last stall in the bathroom at work Has a really, noisy creaky door when you open it. There's some scary shit going on in there......."
"What does a Browns fan say to a robber? I hate the steelers."
"Genie: Sure about this? Me: C'mon do it Genie: It's your last wis- Me: I WANNA BE RICH Genie: Alakazam! Hi Rich, I'm Genie"
"You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here."
"My girlfriend decided to quit her job at the yogurt company The truth his, she never really liked the culture"
"My age is very inappropriate for my behavior."
"Her: I <3 you. Me: I... I sideways balls you too."