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Joke of the Day
"If I was one of the seven dwarfs I'd be Nopey."
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"I don't believe death is the end. In my heart I know that, long after I'm gone, I will continue to receive Hot Summer Deal!!! emails."
"You can't be ugly and play hard to get, you are already hard to want....."
"What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster? A-pasta-ate."
"On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday."
"With Hanukkah upon us, how does a Jewish man prepare his tea? Hebrews it."
"Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny? Because it makes cents (sense)."
"Wait. What? You need two people for sex? What does the other one do?"
"My 6 year old Niece's Joke What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant? Hey dude, you're outta sight!"
"Told my black co-worker that I'm avoiding Africans at the airport this weekend. His response: ""I'm avoiding them everywhere!"""