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Joke of the Day
"Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman? He impersonated a Tootsie."
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"I want to start a show about businesses in my neighborhood called, ""HOW IS IT STILL OPEN??!"""
"i wonder how many of the men who stormed the beaches of normandy on d-day in world war 2 had their bellybuttons pierced"
"a neanderthal scrawls a message on a cave wall, the etchings begin to glow red as he exceeds 140 characters"
"My boss keeps getting pissed when I call him 'Dick' for short... It might be because his name is Brian."
"""I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish."" - People who don't get how definitions work."
"The one good thing about having a kid with Zika virus... even if he achieves major success in life, he'll never get a big head."
"Every time I read news about ISS Im like what did ISIS do this time... half way through the article... how the hell did they get to space. Oh wait damn you dyslexia!! edit: joke"
"I took a girl with microcephaly out on a date... I was hoping to get a little head."
"What actor do horses like the most? Matthew McConaug-hay"