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Joke of the Day

"Went to Lowes for a new dishwasher pretty stoked that she has a job too."

"If you didn't get called to a meeting with your 5-yr-old son's principal because he was inviting girls to his ""naked party,"" you aren't me."

"What do you call a well-endowed member of Hitler's master race? Hungaryan."

"A guy goes to the store to buy condoms, ""Do you want a bag?"" the cashier asks, ""No"" the guy says, ""she's not that ugly"""

"They say the average man thinks about sex every 6 seconds That's why I try to eat hotdogs in 5"

"Don't step outside tonight at 11:59pm You might not make it back till next year"

"in the middle east you can't drink But you can get stoned For drinking"

"Today was my first day in University Everyone look me like i am a criminal or prey."

"Why cant you make fun of Chinese people? Because its just wong"

"HEALTH TIP: If you find a pill on the floor of a public restroom, Google it before taking it."