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Joke of the Day

"Sedated, cheese-loving, Northern Ed Miliband... and Gromit."

"What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine? A Philistine with two mommies ..."

"How can you tell if a hippie has been in your house? ...he's still there"

"The 2016 election What a joke, am I right?"

"The chicken and egg have sex The chicken, enjoying a post coital cigarette, turns to the egg and says ""Well, that answered that old question"""

"Actually, conservation of angular momentum makes the world go 'round."

"Prince Charles faces strong criticism while visiting Saudi Arabia... One onlooker was heard bellowing, ""Look at the ears on that!"""

"Houston teen kills himself while taking a selfie with a gun He probably should have used a camera"

"Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there."

"A pirate walks in a bar. A man notices that he has a wheel attached to his groin. He then asked the pirate , how can you live with that man? The Pirate replies Arrrghh! It drives me nuts!!!"