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Joke of the Day
"I see that you have graph paper, you must be plotting something."
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"If my penis was an inch longer.... ....it would be a foot."
"What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins ""Once upon a time ..."" A southern fairytale begins ""Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."""
"My doctor told me to get a lot of rest and fluids so I've been on a drunk rage in my bedroom since 1988."
"Doc Brown and Marty are watching the news The newscaster announces ""Due to a large string of worker protests in the United States the price of cheese has gone up 200%"" Doc Brown: ""Grate, Scott!"""
"You hear about those robbers who steal shoes for fun? It's how they get their kicks."
"Over the years, my sexual fetishes have been getting more perverse But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I hit rock bottom"
"What Rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore."
"What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world? An ambulance"
"""It's a bird!"" [Superman zooms down to inches away from the screaming guy's face] S: Birds can't go that fast Sean. What are you an idiot"