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Joke of the Day

"Him: So what are you into? Me: *thinking of the newspaper cutouts of Justin Trudeau all over my bedroom walls and ceiling* Politics."

"What do you get if you fuck someone in the ear? Hearing aids."

"How do you get wishes from cheese? You fed-a-genie!"

"How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath."

"Amazing statistic. The new U2 album is the most deleted record in history."

"What advantage do gay black guys have over gay white guys? They only have to come out to their mother."

"I'm pretty sure our nanny's grandmother has died like seven times now......"

"A man, his wife, his kid, and his dog all walk into a bar. *Ouch!* *Ouch!* *Ouch!* *Woof!*"

"It's all fun and games until you find the Twitter crush who catfished you is infact your husband"

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis"