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Joke of the Day

"Clue is a wonderful game that teaches children about murder."

"[park] STRANGER: Your dog is unusual looking ME: Yeah, he's interbred DUCK: [waddles up] I'll tell you who else is into bread"

"The economy is so bad... even the rope splicer can't make ends meet."

"You know, after all these years, I hardly remember the first girlfriend I had. I remember she was Muslim, but physically, all I can recall are the beautiful hazel eyes Jihad."

"They say if you love something you should set it free... So I left my exwife in the middle of the woods...."

"yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!"

"Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it's only Wednesday."

"Black Ice Slipped on ice today. Didnt know it was black ice until my wallet was gone."

"I told you I'll be there in 5 minutes, stop calling me every half an hour!"

"Before sliced bread there was no greatest thing."