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Joke of the Day

"The raw footage of SPACE JAM is mostly just Michael Jordan running around and talking to no one in an empty gym."

"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit into your wife's clothes."

"A man told me there was a Pikachu in the back of his white van. When I jumped in, it appeared that he was mistaken."

"HAPPY NEW YEAR letter to mods AAEEHNPPRWYY"

"Sometimes when I give money to homeless people, bystanders shout ""Why bother? They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!""... oh, like I wasn't?!"

"My girlfriend has a fire crotch. Or as it's scientifically known, ""Chlamydia""."

"What's Glenn's favorite fast food? Popeyes!"

"If I could choose, I'd like to die like my grandfather, peacefully and in his sleep. Unlike his passengers."

"What is a Freudian slip? When you say one thing but mean your mother."

"Spent the last twenty minutes trying to get my sideburns even and now I'm sporting a mohawk."