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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a stoner and a Jew? A stoner gets baked on purpose"
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"Boyfriend wants me to eat loads of purple candy so I can ""dye"" his balls for Easter. He better trim the grass first."
"Why aren't there any homosexual scholars? Because they can't think straight."
"classical music sounds really fancy and proper for something composed by guys who threw a bucket of their turds out the window every morning"