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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? AI (Artificial Intelligence)"
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"My Mum saw me naked this morning Guess now she knows what she's getting for Christmas."
"What do you call a man who gives a woman the illusion of entitlement? A Husband..."
"Clinton still leads Trump by 2! FBI Investigations."
"ME: [rubbing stomach after a big meal] WAITER: please stop touching me"
"My friend says that I've lost touch with reality but I told the pillow, that was absurd and to lower his voice before he woke the avocado."
"""Don't even talk to me until I've Instagrammed my coffee."" - Portland, Oregon"
"If I won $900,000,000, I'd give a quarter of it to charity... ...not sure what I'd do with the other $899,999,999.75 though."
"Before seeing why your toddler has been quiet for 10 mins it's best to first call the plumber and write your apology letter to the landlord."
"What does Sean Connery do with his quiche? He opensh hish doorsh with them."