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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a small dog? A subwoofer!"
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"[1773] ""Your majesty, last night some angry colonists dumped our tea into the Boston Harbor"" *three English ladies faint* WTF THIS MEANS WAR"
"What do you call it when a DJ doesn't wear a period appropriate costume? Era Error"
"What do you have to do to have beautiful hands? Nothing."
"why didn't the young bald eagle need a chaperone? he already had super-vision."
"What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song? Thanks For The Mammaries"
"""Daddy, how are babies made?"" ""Well son, when a man and a woman have too much to drink.."""
"How come Peter Pan keeps on flying? Because he Neverlands"
"Whats the longest running Canadian joke? Terry Fox"
"What do you call a Mexican who can't find parking. Noe. E-or estacionar is park in Spanish."