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Joke of the Day
"Why don't dentists display their awards? Because they want to prevent plaque build-up."
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"Taking my dog for a walk Taking my quadriplegic dog for a walk is a real drag."
"Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church..... They all look at you with disgust, but deep down, you know they want some, too."
"What do you a Mars with water? Wars"
"As an ultimate act of selflessness, someday I will travel to a 3rd world country and adopt a small, less fortunate highway."
"What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips? Plato Nachos"
"I once accidentally started a flash mob when I thought a spider might be on me."
"Two television sets got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception wasbeautiful."
"A girl walks into a bar and ask the bartender for a double entendre so he gives it to her."
"Shitting myself about this Ebola situation... Which is worrying, because that's one of the symptoms."