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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy with eight dicks? A coctopus"

"Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze."

"My ex and I would role play from time to time. She would dress up as a teacher and call my mother to tell her that I ate the Crayons again."

"Some people are like Slinkies... They're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

"What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture? Cell shading."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I dunno, but the real question is how'd they get in there in the first place?"

"Want to hear a clean joke? Henry took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name was Randy."

"I can confirm that men and women may disagree on when advice is helpful. In related news, it is warm enough to sleep outside."

"Why did the professional poker player season his meat with marijuana? Because he wanted his steaks high."