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Joke of the Day
"Every time I consider being healthy, I remember pizza."
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"I won the lottery for a million dollars today so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. I now have $999,999.75"
"My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch. I call it Lunch"
"What's the difference between Trump and Dave Who the hell is Trump?"
"All the Prince jokes here Who the fuck is/was Prince."
"Wynona Ryder was great in Stranger Things. She stole the show"
"What's the best drug to have sex on? Birth control."
"My girlfriend said I should be more Romantic... She didn't like my toga but the orgy was great!"
"A miser writes his will and names himself as the heir. This is actually one of the oldest known jokes. http://mentalfloss.com/article/57470/11-jokes-worlds-oldest-jokebook"
"What did the gay guy say to his straight friend? I bet you kiss girls faggot."