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Joke of the Day
"What the difference between a feminist and a pencil? The pencil has a point"
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"You know what the difference between ""Pay to Win"" and ""Play to Win"" is? L. Which stands for ""Lots of Money""."
"[makes a voodoo doll of himself] [gives it a little back rub]"
"What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely dear he looks good enough to eat!'"
"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty"
"How do you make an idiot easily wait ? I tell you tomorrow."
"How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb? Mind yer own fuckin' business!"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed face first"
"I attended a very touching live demonstration on bukkake. There wasn't a dry eye in the audience."
"What do you get when you cross a slaughterhouse worker and a bad comedian? A bunch of butchered jokes"