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Joke of the Day

"A monk killed a man before going into fasting... It was a premeditated homocide"

"Most pencils have erasers But that's beside the point"

"Everyone has a thigh gap... ...when they're doing the splits."

"Nice guys finish last. But thats because practice makes perfect."

"What can a duck do that a lawyer can't? Shove its bill up its ass."

"What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist? Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door."

"What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !"

"Put the punchline in the title How do you spoil a joke?"

"What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'? The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her."

"Short-sighted sarge: ""Attention! You also you little one in the back row with the red cap!"" ""But sarge that's a hydrant!"" Sarge:""Anyway in this place academics have to obey as well."""