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Joke of the Day

"Why Donald Trump doesn't ask money from people? Who can give a small donation of one million dollars?"

"I'm late to this meeting cause I have a boner and can't get out of my car"

"Things you won't catch me saying: What a great fucking meeting!"

"Cookies Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says ""is it hot in here or is it just me?"" The second cookie says ""holy shit! A talking cookie"""

"What does a man keep in his pants that often pokes the hole it's poked before? His keys, you filthy-minded bastard."

"Do you know what the arch enemies of skinheads are? Blackheads."

"So I'm chatting to this 14 year old on the Internet.. She is funny, flirty, sexy and intelligent and now she's telling me she's an undercover cop, how cool is that at her age!"

"I just got off the phone with my mother. She called 12 years ago."

"ME: *vaping* FRIEND: is that just a fountain pen? ME: *ink all over my teeth* nope"

"Why Couldn't 3 Fall Asleep ? He was afraid , he would make an ass of himself ."