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Joke of the Day
"I orgasmed during the sermon today. It was my cum to Jesus moment."
Next Joke
"How Pokemon go came to be Customers: ""Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?"" Niantic: ""147 Pokemon? You want to have 145 Pokemon?! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon?!"""
"Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs? Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down."
"My friend says he has a job putting down sick cats. Can't believe he gets paid to slay mad pussy"
"You can't sugar coat the truth with fat people... Or they'd probably eat that too."
"I like my women like I like my movies. Silent and in the 20s."
"What ethnicity is Santa? North Poleish"
"People call me ugly until they see my wallet Then they call me poor"
"A guy was admitted to the emergency ward with half a dozen toy horses stuck up his ass. His condition was listed as ""stable""."
"How long does it take for a baby to explode in the microwave? I dont know, I close my eyes when I masturbate"