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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe I shaved my toes for this"
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"Did you hear about that man who used somebody else's legs? He could never stand up on his own two feet."
"A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender for an entendre ,She says ""double or single"" he says ""Double"" she says ""OK yours is a big one """
"Me: ""I feel like I'm 90 years old."" My Skin: ""Let's go through puberty again."""
"What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France? Linoleum Blownapart"
"A Vietnamese couple found out they were expecting twins. It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation."
"That moment when you finally get your lighter lit and expel a sigh of relief."
"American police."
"Pretty messed up that you can never tell if you give a raccoon a black eye. Been punching this raccoon for over an hour."
"Why did the creepy hipster get arrested? because he was following people before instagram"