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Joke of the Day
"Its funny how chocolate can make your clothes shrink"
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"What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat? A Neko."
"What do you get when you crossbreed a negro with an octopus? I've got no idea, but sure as hell would be useful at a cotton farm."
"I have been struggling with depression and thoughts of suicide but my friends have been very supportive... they insist that I go through with it."
"Doctor Doctor Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?"
"What do you have when there's balls on your chest? Chestnuts What do you have when there's balls on your chin? A dick in your mouth."
"Knock Knock... Me: Knock Knock Other person: who's there Me: Allah Other person: Allah who? Me: Allah who Akbar (ALLAHU AKBAR BOOOOOOM)"
"A skeleton walks into a bar orders a beer and a mop."
"I hope Hilary gets elected. So taxpayers can save 23% on paying the presidential salary."
"What's the most popular pickup line in gay bars? Can I push your stool in?"