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Joke of the Day
"How do you spot a vegan at the gym? Pretty much the same as anyone else."
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"Is it safe to visit the forests of Germany? I heard there could be a baum."
"Why do people even like anal? It's fucking shit."
"What does a stripper do to her asshole before work? She drops him off at band practice."
"How do you know when your vegetables are boiled? Their wheelchair floats to the top."
"Why did the nihilist cross the road? It doesn't matter."
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WatAHHH!!"
"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."
"Losing my virginity was a lot like my first football game Hurt, bloody, but at least my dad came."
"Does the world really need another rhetorical question?"