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"My grandmother voted Republican until the day she died. Ever since then, she's voted Democrat."
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"If Dracula saw Twilight, he'd stake himself."
"If a DJ has a really good set he'll smash his MacBook at the end"
"Went for a run and now I have to find a way to trade my body in for scrap"
"My father reminds me of Jesus Christ. Not that he resembles him or anything. Its just that he left, said he was gonna come back, and never did."
"Clergy A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a bar. The priest asks, ""Want to screw some alter boys?"" And the rabbi responds, ""out of what?"""
"What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch."
"""Game of Thrones"" author George R. R. Martin joined Twitter this week. He already has 80,000 followers and that's just the cast of ""Game of Thrones."""
"This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist. The lousy Golfer goes splash then damn. The lousy Parachutist goes damn then splash."
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?"