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Joke of the Day
"Ever hear the one about the midget and the razor blade? Me either, it got cut short."
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"I feel sorry for people that haven't found their true love. My sister is on her 5th."
"I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if my hair really was ginger.. Then again I just wish people would talk to me"
"You can reuse a condom... you just need to shake the fuck out of it."
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool..."
"How does a redhead shave his pubes? Gingerly"
"A reddit Moderator told me I have to flair my post.... So I replied, ""Well, that's only flair."""
"What comes between fear and sex? Funf."
"So two guns are hanging out, ""shootin' the shit""... When one gun says to the other, ""Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?"" the second gun says, ""In some old magazine I found."""
"Me: Why doesn't he love me? Nachos: Eat more of me and find out! Me: *Chewing* So? Nachos: We need outside counsel. Send pizza down here."