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Joke of the Day
"Ever hear the one about the midget and the razor blade? Me either, it got cut short."
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"How you make MackleSmores 1 Chocolate bar 1 large marshmallow, cooked to your liking 2 one large Graham cracker broken in half Little bit of humble Little bit of cautious"
"What should you do when you meet a beautiful woman with sparkling eyes, wet lips, pink cheeks, shivering body.... Keep going! She has flu symptoms!"
"I got stopped in the street today by a woman with a clipboard asking ""What products do I use for grooming?"" She was a bit taken aback when I replied, ""Facebook."""
"*tries to discreetly wipe up my spilled drink with your cat*"
"Who has the most karma on Reddit? Buddha."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without some other guy's dick in it."
"i'd tell a joke about food but... It'll be of bad taste"
"My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change."
"Most people need a reason to drink, I need a reason not to drink."