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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Any questions *raises hand* T: NO DUMB ONES ""Can you see continent names from space"" T: FOR FU-..ugh...Not if it's cloudy bud"

"The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't make that here."" Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar. He gets up and leaves. He takes a seat and orders a Polynesian Pearl Diver."

"It's funny how one person can make you never trust anybody..."

"""To Kill a Mockingbird"" ""Oh, I just used a slingshot."""

"Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up? To shake things up on network tv."

"If I had a nickel for every existential crisis I've ever had.. Does money even matter ?"

"Why was Obama nervous when eating a T-bone aboard Air Force One? Because the steaks had never been higher."

"Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop."

"An app that detects itself running on other people's phones, then both devices play Random Encounter music. What happens next is up to you."

"What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches? They Neverland."