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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Any questions *raises hand* T: NO DUMB ONES ""Can you see continent names from space"" T: FOR FU-..ugh...Not if it's cloudy bud"

"A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry."

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts."

"A woman sends her logician husband to the shops. ""Get me a loaf of bread,"" she said, ""and if they have eggs, get me a dozen."" The husband returns from the shop with twelve loaves of bread."

"If you're suddenly feeling warm and wet, it might be because I put your Voodoo doll somewhere warm and wet."

"patrick henry: GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH bad people: ok, death patrick henry: [turns around and whispers] guys this was not smart"

"dad: You're sitting at the kids table this Thanksgiving me: Why? dad: What's a fuse? me: Uh dad: Who's SpongeBob's best friend? me: Patr- oh"

"Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it."

"What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese? Mi Kase es su Kase."

"My wife has been mad at me lately because she says I need to get my priorities straight... I told her we can talk about it after this episode of Spongebob."