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Joke of the Day
"""With great power, comes great responsibility"" - - Melania Trump"
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"How do you make a gay fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."
"Secret To Comedy Guy 1: Hey! Ask me ""What is is the secret to comedy?"" Guy 2: Okay ... What is the sec- Guy 1: TIMING!!! sorry if it sucks"
"[Boss stands at my desk] Can I see you in my office? [I stare curiously] You can see me here, right?"
"When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall."
"Today is International Women's Day. It was actually supposed to be held 2 days ago but they took too long to get ready."
"Judging from the sounds in my trunk this guy would have had an excellent career as a drummer."
"People should look like their personalities."
"How did a sexy but unqualified Japanese woman get voted into public office? Erections"
"MOBSTER: *cracks knuckles* ME: that supposed to intimidate me? *his fingers start to glow like glowsticks* ME: k I'm scared but thats rad"