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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird."
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"5 minutes into watching willy wonka and the chocolate factory and I'm craving chocolate This is why I can't watch breaking bad"
"What do Donald Trump and JFK have in common? Nothing.. Yet."
"Home Work Jokes jemi:Teacher,would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher,ofcourse not. Jemi:Good because I didn't do my home work."
"Why do crowd control police go earlier to work? To beat the crowd."
"is there anything more capitalist than a peanut with a top hat, cane, and monocle selling you other peanuts to eat"
"Umbrage is like regular brage, but um..."
"Just monkeying around An orangutan walks over to an another orangutan and says 'Yo, I'm the best at climbing and swinging!' His friend looks at him and says 'that's a gibbon.'"
"What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? Robeerto."
"Why didn't Jarred order the meatball sub? Because he didn't like the size of the meatballs."