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Joke of the Day

"A jokey named Chris is running late for his race... ...his coach points at his horse and yells ""Chris top her"" Edit: Spelling"

"What do you call a white boxer? Black and blue"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue ? cos he drank he coffee before it was cool..."

"I was gonna make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH"

"The worst marketing blunder in history was not putting cassette decks in cell phones."

"This Vietnamese couple I knew got married... Luckily for them they shared the same last name so it wasn't a big hassle for either of them. It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."

"When to leave your girlfriend? When your wife's clothes start to fit her."

"I was gonna tell a Holocaust joke but I ran out of gas."

"Looks like a wonderful day to do all the nothing I have planned."