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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center? Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger."

"How does everyone have so much to say? All I want to do is eat and stare at stuff."

"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)"

"Women's genitals are a lot like a shed roof If you don't nail it hard enough it will end up next door"

"[space mission studying behaviour of snakes on the moon] astronaut: ""we should've taken our own"" astronaut holding net: ""just keep looking"""

"old linux joke I like my women like my kernels about 6 years old and stable"

"Two fish are in a tank One of them says: so you know how to drive this thing?"

"Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with."

"My doctor gave me a prostate exam this morning... ...I really need to find a new dentist"

"The Romans have a lot of Gods. They have a God for everything. The only thing they don't have a God for is premature ejaculation. But I hear that's coming quickly."