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Joke of the Day

"What slides in and out until it's balls are busted? Piston"

"""We don't serve time travellers here"" said the bartender... ""We don't serve time travellers here"" said the bartender. A time traveller walks into a bar."

"My dad got fired for having sex with one of his patients the other day. Which is a shame because he was a really good vet."

"What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!"

"My doctor prescribed me Adderall to help my concentration and frustration. The only problem is that... now I'm super concentrated on my frustrations."

"Best Porn movie title ever Q:What do you call a Czechoslovakian gay porn movie? A:Czech is in the male. yeah..... As a bonus: This is actually a real movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1091755/"

"Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when they are hit with an axe multiple times."

"When they start with the punchline. How do you know if your friend is a bad comedian?"

"What's the difference between Comcast and hell ... Hell has better customer service."

"What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!"