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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists."
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"Sorry, just got your text. Are we still on for last night?"
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"What does Donald Trump call the space between his balls and his butthole? The Bridge. It connects his courage to his ideas."
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"I clicked on the ""Random"" link in the navigation bar and it brought me to the Toronto Maple Leafs subreddit Guess I mistakenly clicked on the ""Funny"" link in the navigation bar instead."