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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a goth down from a tree? Cut the rope"
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"I can tell when my skincare puns make you cry by how moisturiser."
"What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink? The Alaskan Bull Worm."
"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way :("
"Free Palestine! With purchase of equal or greater value."
"Why is North Korea so evil? Because it's got no Seoul!"
"what do you call a rhinoceros mixed with george washington? hell if i know."
"I have the Heart of a Lion.... And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo..."
"What's the difference between an M&M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt."
"please god what the hell did i do to deserve all this *flashback to 12 years ago when i threw a flashbang at my own team in CounterStrike*"