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Joke of the Day

"What did the insurance company say to Dr. Dre when his house was demolished? Someone's gotta pick up the Beats and pieces."

"When someone replies late... If NASA can find a way to send an image of Pluto using that Hubble Space Telescope from 4.67 billion miles then why can't you message me?"

"One a Vietnamese game show, two brothers won 5 million dollars cash and an automatic convertible It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter can escape the chambers"

"What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa? A change of pace."

"Two muffins are in the oven... One muffin says ""Man, it's hot in here!"" the other muffin yells ""OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"""

"I went to a zoo but the only animal it had was one dog It was a shih tzu"

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor."

"What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called? Gang, 'Nam Style."

"Wife's Dream! Wife: ""In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."" Husband: ""I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."""