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Joke of the Day

"What did the insurance company say to Dr. Dre when his house was demolished? Someone's gotta pick up the Beats and pieces."

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

"Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means Stop."

"I've heard like seven cancer jokes today... If I hear tumor it's gonna benign."

"If I was an alcoholic, I'd stash all my booze in the laundry basket because apparently I'm the only person in my house who knows it exists."

"I'm usually more of a Samantha but sometimes I am such a Carrie, like when a bucket of blood got dumped on my head at prom"

"I don't like having long hair... ...but it's kind of growing on me"

"Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!"

"A guy walks into a drs office with a carrot in his ear.. ..and a piece of broccoli up his nose. The Dr told him he isn't eating right."

"YouTube: hey we saw u watched a video about a thing Me: great, would it be possible to fill my entire feed with that thing, forever?"