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Joke of the Day

"What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme? Humpty Dumpty"

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"My grandfather is such a grammar Nazi that he made every Jew in the camp practice writing every day."
"It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope."
"Ugly people with great bodies should be required to wear a sign on their back with a picture of their face on it."
"How do Mexicans cut their pizzas? With Little Caesars"
"2 reasons why im fat 1) i eat when I'm bored 2) im always bored"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He died."
"Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette"
"What was Rob Bartlett's go-to line in his WackyPaki comedian routine? Take my wife, if you would be so kind."
"Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before."