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Joke of the Day
"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."
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"If you are considering decorating your car for Christmas, please seek immediate mental help."
"Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries."
"Sir, the breadsticks are limitless, not unlimited. You only get one but its potential as a breadstick knows no bounds."
"What do you call a woman with no legs? Disabled."
"My mum says I need to get rid of my blow up sex doll. I don't want to let her down."
"I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it."""
"I've never been interrogated, but I have ordered a sandwich at subway, so I think I'm prepared."
"What did the Mexican family get for Christmas? Deported"
"Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper trousers, paper shirts and a paper hat... He was arrested for rustling."