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Joke of the Day
"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."
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"Some one gave me a broken knife 3 days ago. I didn't get the point."
"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"
"What do you call a nun using katana? Nunja."
"Chinese couple climbs into bed She says, ""so what should we do tonight?"" He says, ""how about 69?"" She says, ""beef and broccoli? At this hour?"""
"A gay guy wants to quit smoking... So he put a nicotine patch on both arms, now he's down to 2 butts a day."
"Lying in bed, my girlfriend turned to me and said: ""You're a lot like a math exam."" I replied ""Why? Because I'm long and hard?"" She said, ""No, I'm cheating on you with an Asian."""
"I saw a chameleon the other day ...Lazy Fucker"
"Cop: you're under arrest Me: no you are *cop arrests me* Me: fine but next time it's my turn"
"What's square-shaped and yellow? A yellow box"