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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that in high school, Robert E. Lee was voted ""most likely to secede?"""
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"I had to stop eating clocks, it was too time consuming."
"I was looking at my phone and tripped over the dog and we're both laying in the floor looking at my phone."
"I just got a DM from a guy who said he was a Day Trader. I offered him 3 Mondays for a Friday."
"When I die I want my Group project members to lower me into my grave. So they can let me down one last time."
"Boy says this to girl Boy: No word can describe how beautiful you are Girl: Awwwww Boy: But a number can, 2/10"
"Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee? Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)"
"Why do scientists love watching dog shows? They appreciate good lab skills"
"What came first the chicken or the egg? actually i came first... inside the chicken."
"An average person has sex 300 times a year. The next 10 days are gonna be sick."