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Joke of the Day
"What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ? Making sure that no Juan hears you."
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"Recent documents have shown Mussolini was one of biofuels' first advocates, using them extensively in Italy, even for public transport He made the trains run on thyme"
"Chuck Norris Children usually write there name in the snow with pee Chuck Norris writes his name in pee on concrete"
"*Jesus sits down at the bar* ""The boss says we have to start charging you for water"""
"Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes? FREEDOM RINGS"
"""Oh my god I can't believe someone would pronounce my name exactly how it's spelled!!!"" - people with stupid names"
"I just came up with the BEST joke for Trump Trump is like gold. Incredibly dense, but somehow worth something."
"Why should you never let a panda into a chemistry lab? Because it will create pandamonium"
"What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know, and I don't care one way or the other."
"Wife said she was 'retaining water' and I said I'd wondered who drained the swimming pool. Been 4 days and I'm still hiding in the attic"