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Joke of the Day
"I had a second stomach surgically attached so I could finish my fries from Five Guys."
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"DATE: so this is my dad and this is his porcelain cat collection ME: wow, I feel like I'm in a DATE: no ME: mewseum DAD: *nods his approval*"
"AMA Request: Adolf Hitler"
"[Little Caesar's meeting] ""We need a new, clever slogan"" *everyone looks at Jim* Jim: Um... Pizza...Pizza? ""Jim...U just saved this company"""
"Why did the condom cross the road? It got pissed off."
"How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky? pumpkin"
"'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop."
"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"
"What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers? French Flies!"
"A few dad jokes a customer told me. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meet Patty."