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Joke of the Day
"I went to the shop to buy 5 eggs, therefore I went back to the shop to buy another egg"
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"""A mind is a terrible thing to waste."" A zombie trying to convince his son to finish his dinner."
"MOST LETTERS Q: What two words contain the most letters? A: Post office."
"It's been so long, I think my virginity is growing back."
"So a beautiful girl I met was coming to my house.. But I was afraid of getting a boner, so I taped my dick to my leg. She shows up in a mini-skirt, smoking hot.. so I kicked her in the face."
"An Irish walks past a bar. ..."
"Hundreds of creepy clowns terrorizing people across multiple states. On the bright side, they can all be picked up in one police car."
"What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop? Gotham?"
"A high schooled student becomes a national hero after taking down a school shooter But was expelled because of the schools zero tolerance policy"
"Why is divorce so expensive? Its worth it!"