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Joke of the Day
"I went to the shop to buy 5 eggs, therefore I went back to the shop to buy another egg"
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"Do you know the difference between a fart and a pun? A pun is a shift of wit."
"A Woman's tongue & Man's eye, will rest' only when they die."
"Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys."
"So I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar... and accidentally wrote a One Direction song."
"If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader......."
"What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons."
"When Doves get married in a parallel universe they release screaming humans from the cage."
"What happens when you place a black baby next to your ear... You can hear a future mixtape."
"Man's March (on Washington) Can be observed every day at 8am. Also known as going to work."