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Joke of the Day

"What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together? Poverty."

"I hate it when employees ask to go home sick Diarrhea is a really shitty excuse. And vomiting is always a toss up."

"Why can't you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck."

"April showers bring May flowers, but do you know what May flowers brings? Pilgrims."

"Accidentally ate a ball of wasabi the size of a marble and now I can smell math"

"I want to piss on the guy that stole my tweet, changed it slightly and submitted as his own on FunTweets and then set him on fire."

"Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight? The Thai fighter"

"Why do tweakers do it doggy-style? So they can both look out the window."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Silent"

"Next Presidential election, we need to get some guys with beards in there. It's been too long."