1918
Joke of the Day
"Two hillbillies were playing chess.."
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"A guy walks into a bar. .. He's in critical condition."
"I swear if I hear Uptown Funk one more time... I will smash my radio. Don't believe me? Just watch"
"Women are like roaches Very hard to approach, but make a satisfying crunch when you smash them. Wait what"
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new haircut? Neither has he."
"I'm a necrophiliac... ...but my friends seem to be cool about it"
"Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance: the five stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning."
"Why do vacuums machines make for such terrible hairdriers? because they suck."
"Did you hear about the Circus fire? Yea, it was in tents."
"What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car? Carlos"