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Joke of the Day
"What comes after fear but ends before sex? Funf!"
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"What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems? The Pastryarchy."
"Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear."
"What do you use to check your cell from across the room? A telephono lens."
"Son! You have been adopted -Really! -Yes. Now gather your shit and get out. Your new parents are here to pick you up."
"What band was Harambe In? Gorillaz"
"Why didn't the bunny hop? No bunny knows... :("
"*throws a rock at a bird* Me [writing in ""science"" journal]: birds don't like rocks."
"I went to the zoo yesterday, but it was rubbish. All they had was one dog. It was a shitzu."
"What do you call a fake noodle? ...*dramatic pause*... An imPASTA!"